wrigley field is MILF paradise
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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