her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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