do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Everything about him screamed your future.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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