We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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