I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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