I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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