we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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