Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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