She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
