But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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