Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You smell like stripper and shame
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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