hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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