Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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