Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We're facebook friends in real life
Fuck appropriateness.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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