Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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