it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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