Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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