The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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