worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
