we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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