I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
