if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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