I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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