Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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