i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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