So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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