The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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