So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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