I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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