We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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