and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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