whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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