Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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