I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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