so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
