that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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