haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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