So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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