The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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