Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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