BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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