Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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