found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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