"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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