I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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