he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Randomize
