No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
you never un-have a 4some
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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