dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's never too late to be topless.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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