absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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