i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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