i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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