Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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