ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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