i just google imaged poop.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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